Happy Birthday Chicken Marie!!

Just under 2 years ago, a friend who shall remain nameless held a 10 week old puppy in my face and said, “Can you give her a home?” Somehow, he must have equated being vegan with having a soft spot for cute, cuddly animals. I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive, but they sure do go well together, like curry and rice. Anyway, this cute, fat cuddly puppy was dangling in my face and I said, “Sure…. I don’t think my parents will mind.” I made arrangements to pick up the puppy the next day, and went home trying to figure out what I had just done.

First, I asked my mom, “Can I get a puppy?” She laughed at me and said, “No! We already have 2 dogs. We don’t need another one. I don’t want to clean up any more poop.” I laughed and changed the subject immediately, now even more worried about the decision I had just made.

The next day, I went to go pick up the puppy. She had a tearful goodbye with her short term caretaker, and he loaded up my car with all of her belongings: crate, chew toys, bags of food. I knew at that moment that I saw the bags of Purina dog chow that I was going to have an issue. What am I going to feed this beast?? I can’t in good conscience feed her meat, but I knew nothing about the dietary requirements of dogs. She curled up in my lap as we made the long drive home, and I knew had a ton of work to do.

Baby Chicken asleep in my lap, on her way home for the first time. 10 weeks old.

 

When I got home that night, I set up a little pen in the corner of my room, covered the floor with puppy pads, and played with my new best friend. She quickly fell asleep on the next of my old sweatshirts I had made for her, and turned on the computer to start making research about vegan dogs. I read everything I could, and eventually came across a book called Obligate Carnivore by Jed Gillen. I immediately purchased it. In the meantime, puppy ate organic puppy chow made with some sort of meat.

The next day I had to go to work, and I decided I would leave the puppy just for a few hours. While I was at work, I texted my little sister and said, “Go look in my room. Call me later.” She went in my room and of course discovered a tiny, adorable, puppy. She carried the little monster down the stairs and presented it to my parents, saying “Look what I found in Meg’s room!” They all fell in love with the miniature razor-toothed pitbull, and I was off the hook.

At this time, all puppy did was eat and sleep. While she was sleeping, she grew. Every time she woke up, she was a little bigger. It was amazing. I had received my book and devoured it in a matter of hours. I learned it was okay and actually healthy to have a vegan dog and I immediately made the switch over to vegan dog food, at first supplied by V-dog, later by V-dog and other sources. I got her organic vegan treats and a hemp collar, and an organic recycled bed. I treated this puppy like she was my child, and I wanted her to have the absolute best while leaving the smallest carbon footprint possible.

She eventually came to be known as Chicken Marie. This wasn’t always her name. At first she was called Miriam, by her first owner, which I thought was a terrible name and she needed something better. For a while, I called her Adagio, after my favorite part of ballet class, but this name was too complicated, both for her and people. Whenever we would play, I would call her funny animal names, like “puppy kitty” or “chicken monkey.” Eventually, these were all shortened to just Chicken. Not long after that, one of my co-workers gave her my middle name, and she became known as Chicken Marie.

It has been almost 2 years now, and my little puppy has grown into a giant monster. She is the sweetest Chicken ever, with not a single mean bone in her body. She is the most loving and loyal dog, and she is my very best friend. I care about her as if she were my own flesh and blood, and I look forward to many, many vegan years ahead of us. Happy birthday, Chicken Marie!! I love you!!

Chicken Marie, almost 2 years ago.

 

Chicken Marie, today, all grown up with vegan power!!

 

Hi!! My name is Chicken.

My name is Chicken. That is as much meat as I gets.

My full name is Chicken Marie. Marie is my middle name. I doesn’t has a last name.

Me and my person are both vegan. Some people think my person is mean, for not giving me meats. They say that is what I would eats naturally, or that is what I wants to eat.

What my awesome person tells them is that there is nothing natural about processed dog food out of a bag, and that what I wants to eat is food out of a bowl. That really is my favorite kind of foods. Especially from another dog’s bowl.

I has 2 vegan dogs that lives with me. Grandpa Bailey and Uncle Hendrix. They are vegans too. My favorite foods is actually foods out of Hendrix’s bowl. I will eat his foods first. My second favorite foods is foods off the floor. Then foods out of my bowl. Carrots, apples and organic almond butter are my favorite treats. I has my people trained to give them to me whenever I wants.

In conclusion, I am a Chicken. And that is as much meat as I need.

I like them apples.

Vegan Chicken

Did you know that dogs are not carnivores? They are scavengers. They will eat what they find.

Did you know that dogs evolution and humans evolution are closely intertwined? They will eat what we eat, what we leave behind, what we drop.

Did you know that most pet food companies use the lowest grade animal products not fit for human consumption in their products? These remainders have very little nutritional value.

Did you know that in order to supplement the lack of protein and nutrients in pet foods, most companies use vegetable protein sources and synthetic nutrients because they are cheaper? Most pet food protein is vegetable protein.

Did you know that vegan dogs will live longer healthier lives on a vegan diet? The oldest living dog lived to be 28, and was vegan.

Did you know that vegetarian dogs have healthier temperaments than meat eating ones? This is due to the decreased amounts of norepinephrine in the diet which stimulates flight or fight response.

Chicken Marie, vegan all the way. The sweetest cutest and prettiest puppy ever. Be kind to your loved ones, be kind to the earth.

 

Sources:

-Obligate Carnivore, by Jed Gillen

-http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0209/articles/020918a.htm

-http://www.globalanimal.org/2011/03/25/vegetarian-dogs-your-questions-answered/32436/

Compassion is Sexy

Did you know?

60 billion animals are used to produce meat and dairy every year.

38% of all grains are fed to animals.

18% of green house gas emissions are from rearing livestock for human consumption- more than transportation.

In other words: a vegetarian driving an SUV is more eco friendly than a carnivore riding a bicycle.

Try being a vegetarian or vegan for one day a week, and help someone else do the same!

Go veggie!!

Sources:

http://www.fao.org/newsroom/en/news/2006/1000448/index.html

http://www.fao.org/fileadmin/user_upload/animalwelfare/GlobalWarningExecutiveSummary1.pdf