Tempeh Stir-fry

Me lazy in summer. Easy dinner. Has proteins. Good for eating.

Cook pasta of choice. Drain.
Heat olive oil in separate pan. Add garlic, ginger and onion. Cook until onion is translucent. Add tempeh. Season with pepper, chilipowder and turmeric. Add broccoli and bell peppers (or whatever you want) then add Braggs liquid aminos. Stir while you fry. After about 3 minutes, turn off heat and squeeze lemon over stir fry.
Pour stir fry over pasta. Sprinkle with sesame seeds. Like gourmet, but cheaper faster and easier.

Eat. Nom nom nom.

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Vegan Sushi… It’s not a paradox

I am lucky enough to live in a city where there are vegan restaurants on almost every other corner, and most of them even deliver. I am spoiled, I know, and I am very aware of this because every time I leave Los Angeles I have to pack an arsenal of vegan snackies. Some people would argue that I make things more difficult than necessary because I don’t like to eat at restaurants that serve meat and dairy (I had some bad experiences with cross contamination, like, sour cream on my guacamole!! I am forever paranoid now). But it makes me all the more grateful to get home and order vegan sushi… Only in LA friends. It’s not a paradox. It’s part of the cult.

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M Cafe makes some killer sushi, but it’s super easy to make at home…

1 cucumber or zucchini
1 carrot, grated
1 avocado
Nori (seaweed) sheets
Sprouts
Soy sauce, Braggs, or your favorite sauce for dipping (I combine a tsp of miso paste with a tbsp of nutritional yeast and a little water for my sauce)

Thinly slice cucumbers or zucchini.
Lay a few slices on a sheet of nori, top with carrots, avocado and sprouts. Feel free to include rice for a heartier meal. I also like to spread my sauce inside the sushi instead of dipping. Roll that baby up into a cone shape and grub. Chew well, then repeat. Join the cult.

Ok, I admit… It looks like rabbit food….

But it tastes really good, and its really good for you.

Today’s lunch for 1 hot vegan:

1 bunch chopped watercress

2 small or 1 large grated carrot

1 sprig chopped mint leaves

1/2 avocado (save the rest for a snack in a little bit)

1 tbsp flax oil

1 tbsp balsamic vinegar

1 tbsp nutritional yeast

1 tsp hemp seeds

Combine ingredients in bowl. Devour like a bunny rabbit.

Easy Veggie and Soba Noodle Stir Fry

This is something I make frequently, when I need something cheap, fast and easy. It comes together quickly, which is nice after a long day at work, and it is super delicious and cheap too. Can’t beat it. Non-vegans have no excuses. This recipe makes enough to serve 2.

1 large grated carrot

1 small chopped zucchini (or bell pepper)

several cloves of garlic, chopped (or dried granules)

about 1 inch of fresh grated ginger root (or dried granules)

1/2 small chopped onion (or dried)

spices: whatever you like. I use turmeric, black pepper, paprika, chili powder, basil

3 tbsp olive oil to coat pan, plus extra if needed

1-2 tbsp soy sauce or braggs liquid aminos

juice of one lime or lemon

1/3 to 1/2 pack of soba noodles

1 avocado

sesame seeds, finely ground seaweed, nutritional yeast to garnish (optional)

 

In a small to medium pot, fill half way with cool water and bring to boil. Add soba noodles. Cook for about 4-7 minutes. Strain. (I like to get this started, then start the stir fry.)

In a pan, warm olive oil over medium heat. If using fresh garlic/ginger/onion, add these to the pan first, and let cook until the onions start to become transparent. Add other spices while these are cooking, stirring frequently (If you are using dried spices, add the chopped zucchini then add the spices). Once the onion has started to turn transparent, add the zucchini and soy sauce. Continue to stir. When the zucchini has become slightly soft (1-2 minutes), add the carrots, lime juice, and a little extra olive oil or soy sauce if your mixture is getting dry. Turn off flame. Add noodles to stir fry. Mix.

Serve in bowls, with avocado slices on top. Add an extra dash of olive oil if needed, then sprinkle sesame seeds, a dash of paprika, and finely ground seaweed, and nutritional yeast for garnish.

I wish I had a picture of this. But I ate it. It was really yummy.

 

Hi!! My name is Chicken.

My name is Chicken. That is as much meat as I gets.

My full name is Chicken Marie. Marie is my middle name. I doesn’t has a last name.

Me and my person are both vegan. Some people think my person is mean, for not giving me meats. They say that is what I would eats naturally, or that is what I wants to eat.

What my awesome person tells them is that there is nothing natural about processed dog food out of a bag, and that what I wants to eat is food out of a bowl. That really is my favorite kind of foods. Especially from another dog’s bowl.

I has 2 vegan dogs that lives with me. Grandpa Bailey and Uncle Hendrix. They are vegans too. My favorite foods is actually foods out of Hendrix’s bowl. I will eat his foods first. My second favorite foods is foods off the floor. Then foods out of my bowl. Carrots, apples and organic almond butter are my favorite treats. I has my people trained to give them to me whenever I wants.

In conclusion, I am a Chicken. And that is as much meat as I need.

I like them apples.

Salad. Who says vegan food can’t be cheap, fast and easy?

There are no excuses for not eating fresh vegetables.

1 baby bok choy, chopped (or other leafy green you have around)
1 carrot, grated
1 lime or lemon
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
sesame seeds
nutritional yeast

Toss together. Squeeze juice of lemon or lime, add oil and vinegar (I like a little extra balsamic on mine). Garnish with nutritional yeast and sesame seeds. Serves 1. Eat. Stay sexy long time.

For more colorful salads, add a shredded beet, avocado, roasted tamari almonds, and/or different kinds of seeds.

Wok Fly Vegetables (Vegetable Stir Fry with Tempeh)

Stir-fry (also known as wok fly, inspired by one of my favorite restaurants) is one of those cheap, fast and easy meals for after work or working out or working up an appetite. It is consistently delicious… and with a million ways to sauce it up, it never gets boring.

Boil 2 cups of water and 1 cup of quinoa over medium heat until all the liquid is absorbed.

1/2 package tempeh, chopped (I have not tried making this myself… yet!)
1 carrot, grated
1 zucchini, chopped
1 shit ton of garlic, finely minced (about 6 to 8 cloves… I love garlic)
shredded ginger root, a piece 3/4 the size of a thumb
1/2 small onion, chopped
2 1/2 teaspoons wakame flakes, soaked in water 3-5 minutes, then drained
Seasonings and spices: Bragg’s liquid aminos, turmeric, pepper, paprika, chili powder, parsley, basil, extra ginger/garlic/onion (or if you don’t have fresh available) to your preferred taste
1 lime or lemon
1 avocado
sesame seeds to garnish

Heat a large saucepan over a medium flame. Cover bottom of pan with olive oil. When oil is warm, add onions and garlic. When the onions start to become translucent, add the tempeh. Add spices, a generous sprinkle to cover the dish works for me. Stir. Add the zucchini, and give it a good squirt (1 to 2 seconds) of Bragg’s. Stir. When most of the liquid has been absorbed add another 1/2 to 1 tablespoon or so of olive oil. Give it another good stir, and again when most of the liquid has been absorbed, add the juice of one lime or lemon. Stir, again til most of the liquid has been absorbed, then turn off heat. At this point, the quinoa should be done or about done. Let the quinoa stand for a few minutes, then fluff with a fork.

To serve, layer quinoa, grated carrots, wakame, cooked veggies with tempeh, and sliced avocado. Sprinkle with sesame seeds. Add another squirt of Bragg’s if you want, or just dig in. Serves 2.

For variations, vary the amount or kinds of vegetables (bok choy, celery, mung bean sprouts, broccoli etc.), sub more veggies instead of tempeh, or serve with rice or soba noodles for a more asian inspired meal. Vary the sauce by adding teriyaki, peanut butter, curry or whatever you like. Yum!

Vegan Gluten Free Carrot Zucchini Cake Bread Loaf Mamma-Jamma

This was an experiment in deliciousness that came out in a pan of pristine perfection.

2 1/2 cups rice flour
2 tsp xantham gum
1 tsp baking soda
2 tsp baking soda
2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup coconut oil
1 cup maple syrup
1/4 cup agave syrup
1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 1/2 to 2 cups finely grated zucchini and/or carrot

Preheat oven to 360.
Grease and flour a large-ish baking dish/pan.
Mix together dry ingredients in smaller bowl.
In larger bowl combine syrups with oil and vanilla, then add carrots and zucchini.
Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients in batches, and stir until just mixed.
Pour into baking dish and bake until brown around edges, until a knife inserted in the center comes out clean or until the bread springs back when you press on the center with your finger (approx. 40 minutes).
Let cool.
Eat. Repeat. Get sexy.